Monday, November 3, 2014

CROCZ LOL

HAI GAIZ IM COUNT N IM BACK!!!!! I FOUNDED THIS ON COMPUTER
i dont get it
whos that cool croc????? WERES COUNT?????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Glad to be Back!

Hey jammers! I've decided to come back to this blog after a LONG hiatus. I'm glad you all still comment and view this; I have 2222 views! :D
Anyway, today's new item is the Accordian in the Jam Sesson Party! Sorry, too lazy to take a picture.

Anyway, not so long ago I got my Crocodile Sidekix! .D.
You DO know what this means...
They released this on eBay, and...
THEY LISTENED TO US! AJHQ LISTENED TO US! .D.
~Ghari

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Paradise Banner and How to Annoy People

Hey Jammers! The new item is the Paradise Banner!
I uploaded Snowy's pic because the party is not on right now. Anyway, HOW TO ANNOY RANDOM PEOPLE!
  1. Go to a place with a lot of animals
  2. Change your pet to a bat
  3. Click on it OVAH 9,000 times
  4. Enjoy as people get annoyed by the bat that apparently has the largest AJ sprite.
Anywho, heres my Willosaur picture:
It's from the 2005 demo of Spore. Oh, and my freind Zipper made himself a Crox.
The crocodile in the 2nd video that was next to me was Zipper. The video above shows a Crox ingame. Bye!
~Ghari
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Monday, February 25, 2013

Rare Astronaut Helmet

Hey Jammers! The RIM is expensive.
A large load of 800 Sporebucks! Ahem... gems. Sorry i've been addicted to Spore lately.
On the bright side....
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A STEP CLOSER TO THE GROX COMING TO JAMAA!
Uhh... I mean... BAI.
~Groxy
Ahem....
~Ghari

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Underwater HDTV

Hey Jammers! AWESOME new item today!
The Underwater HDTV! I really like the finny detail on it!
Oh, and I saw ALLIGATORS when I camped! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
~Ghari

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Lasso!

Hey Jammers!
I SWEAR I AM RETURNING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!!!! BTW... LIKE THIS TEXT?
Today's new item is a lasso.
They deny the laws of gravity! Oh, and fans, please no crowding the Count. I've had 2 artic wolves following me all night long >_<
Oh, and I won't be posting on the weekend because i'm going camping. See you LATE Sunday!
Oh, and raccoons are coming tomorrow. Yay. (Sarcasm).
~Ghari

Friday, February 1, 2013

AJ Croc Trading Card!

Hey Jammers! I got bored and decided to show you something. I was on Snowyclaw's Spirit Club and I found this!
This epic (and somewhat cute) AJ OFFICIAL crocodile TRADING CARD! I already printed 5 of these already (XD). Or... i'm going to.

        Cornelius’ Beginning

By Count croconight desertstone

It was a cold night in the rivers of Africa. The crocodiles were put in starvation due to the humans who killed all their prey. If a croc managed to eat fished fish, they would shoot it. The numbers of Nile Crocodiles were greatly decreasing. Cornelius, a fit and active crocodile, became a legend. He was a Nile Crocodile adopted by a small family of Indian Gharials. Cornelius went up to the stream to catch some salmon, when a familiar voice was heard. “Hey weenie Cornelidork! Need some fishies?” It was no more then Shat, the river bully. He wanted all the meat for himself. Shat grabbed a rock, threw at Cornelius, and he proceeded to swim for his life. Shat had once again captured the entire school of fish.

The next morning, a strange glowing crystal rock with a crocodile carving was found. It was going to be made into armor by humans. At the last second, Cornelius took the rock and placed it on Shat’s head. “What weenie? Need a beanie baby?” He threw the rock at Cornerlous. “Gotta try the next best thing” Cornelius said to himself. He crawled to a pillar and placed it on there. A beam went throughout the river. His adoptive Gharial parents rushed towards their son. It shined bright throughout the cosmos. A small spirit hologram in the shape of a Blue Heron appeared. “You can move to Jamaa or stay here. I will be waiting for you. Touch the unfounded crocodile Spirit Stone if you want to go. You can always say no.” The hologram disappeared into a ghostly whisp of light. Cornelius looked at his parents. “Dear, she said you can say no.” Cornelius’ father pushed his mother. “We are dying here. We’ve heard tales of this mythical world; with no humans.” His dad told him. “I’ll go. Don’t cry for long. Keep your hopes up” Cornelius said as a goodbye message. He tapped the Spirit Stone with his claw and disappears into a light whisp; like the Heron did. He was at a statue totem. “I am Mira. And you are?” “Cornelius” the bruised crocodile took a step forward. “You have found the mystic Croc Spirit Stone. You have brought these to Jamaa. Take a look! Cornelius saw many crocodile playing games and having fun. “You will be their Alpha.” Mira used her magic to go back into her statue state.

And that’s how Cornelius came to be.

I made that all in Microcsoft word! :D