CROCZ LOL

HAI GAIZ IM COUNT N IM BACK!!!!! I FOUNDED THIS ON COMPUTER

i dont get it
whos that cool croc????? WERES COUNT?????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to be Back!

Hey jammers! I've decided to come back to this blog after a LONG hiatus. I'm glad you all still comment and view this; I have 2222 views! :D
Anyway, today's new item is the Accordian in the Jam Sesson Party! Sorry, too lazy to take a picture.

Anyway, not so long ago I got my Crocodile Sidekix! .D.
You DO know what this means...
They released this on eBay, and...
THEY LISTENED TO US! AJHQ LISTENED TO US! .D.
~Ghari

Paradise Banner and How to Annoy People

Hey Jammers! The new item is the Paradise Banner!

I uploaded Snowy's pic because the party is not on right now. Anyway, HOW TO ANNOY RANDOM PEOPLE!

1. Go to a place with a lot of animals
2. Change your pet to a bat
3. Click on it OVAH 9,000 times
4. Enjoy as people get annoyed by the bat that apparently has the largest AJ sprite.

Anywho, heres my Willosaur picture:

It's from the 2005 demo of Spore. Oh, and my freind Zipper made himself a Crox.

The crocodile in the 2nd video that was next to me was Zipper. The video above shows a Crox ingame. Bye!
~Ghari
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Rare Astronaut Helmet

Hey Jammers! The RIM is expensive.

A large load of 800 Sporebucks! Ahem... gems. Sorry i've been addicted to Spore lately.
On the bright side....
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A STEP CLOSER TO THE GROX COMING TO JAMAA!
Uhh... I mean... BAI.
~Groxy
Ahem....
~Ghari

Underwater HDTV

Hey Jammers! AWESOME new item today!

The Underwater HDTV! I really like the finny detail on it!
Oh, and I saw ALLIGATORS when I camped! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
~Ghari

Lasso!

Hey Jammers!
I SWEAR I AM RETURNING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!!!! BTW... LIKE THIS TEXT?
Today's new item is a lasso.

They deny the laws of gravity! Oh, and fans, please no crowding the Count. I've had 2 artic wolves following me all night long >_<
Oh, and I won't be posting on the weekend because i'm going camping. See you LATE Sunday!
Oh, and raccoons are coming tomorrow. Yay. (Sarcasm).
~Ghari

AJ Croc Trading Card!

Hey Jammers! I got bored and decided to show you something. I was on Snowyclaw's Spirit Club and I found this!

This epic (and somewhat cute) AJ OFFICIAL crocodile TRADING CARD! I already printed 5 of these already (XD). Or... i'm going to.

        Cornelius’ Beginning

By Count croconight desertstone

It was a cold night in the rivers of Africa. The crocodiles were put in starvation due to the humans who killed all their prey. If a croc managed to eat fished fish, they would shoot it. The numbers of Nile Crocodiles were greatly decreasing. Cornelius, a fit and active crocodile, became a legend. He was a Nile Crocodile adopted by a small family of Indian Gharials. Cornelius went up to the stream to catch some salmon, when a familiar voice was heard. “Hey weenie Cornelidork! Need some fishies?” It was no more then Shat, the river bully. He wanted all the meat for himself. Shat grabbed a rock, threw at Cornelius, and he proceeded to swim for his life. Shat had once again captured the entire school of fish.

The next morning, a strange glowing crystal rock with a crocodile carving was found. It was going to be made into armor by humans. At the last second, Cornelius took the rock and placed it on Shat’s head. “What weenie? Need a beanie baby?” He threw the rock at Cornerlous. “Gotta try the next best thing” Cornelius said to himself. He crawled to a pillar and placed it on there. A beam went throughout the river. His adoptive Gharial parents rushed towards their son. It shined bright throughout the cosmos. A small spirit hologram in the shape of a Blue Heron appeared. “You can move to Jamaa or stay here. I will be waiting for you. Touch the unfounded crocodile Spirit Stone if you want to go. You can always say no.” The hologram disappeared into a ghostly whisp of light. Cornelius looked at his parents. “Dear, she said you can say no.” Cornelius’ father pushed his mother. “We are dying here. We’ve heard tales of this mythical world; with no humans.” His dad told him. “I’ll go. Don’t cry for long. Keep your hopes up” Cornelius said as a goodbye message. He tapped the Spirit Stone with his claw and disappears into a light whisp; like the Heron did. He was at a statue totem. “I am Mira. And you are?” “Cornelius” the bruised crocodile took a step forward. “You have found the mystic Croc Spirit Stone. You have brought these to Jamaa. Take a look! Cornelius saw many crocodile playing games and having fun. “You will be their Alpha.” Mira used her magic to go back into her statue state.

And that’s how Cornelius came to be.

I made that all in Microcsoft word! :D

New Birthstone and All My Youtube Videos!

Hey guys! The new birthstone came to Epic Wonders today. Too lazy to take a pic.

So, I put up this picture of the Grox insted. Nice, huh? Also pet tigers came. Like many of you predicted, I made him and immedently deleted IT. Here are all meh Youtube vids! :D

These aren't ALL my videos. Oh, and I accidently put some up here twice! Happy jamming!

New Update and "Going Too Far"

I didn't really like this update. YOU KNOW ME AND BIG CATS. Plus raccoons eat owls and baby alligators :(. So, I will skip all the stuff I don't like nor care about, I don't want a bunch of haters around here screaming at me saying "But big cats are cute" and untrue junk like that. So... there are 10 Online Safety Questions!

I was too lazy to make a video with all the anwsers, so I put this video I made from Spore up insted. Watch it if you like blowing up planets.

Oh, and I just realised I DID tape it! Heh, sorry I made you watch that.

This is me and my plaque!
Oh, and now for something...

For about a couple of months now, i've been hearing from many of you i've been "taking crocs too far." This makes no sense. I love an animal, so what? There is a reason I play ANIMAL Jam. It's not because I wanted to be a croc. It was back in 2010, people. One of my freinds told me to start AJ... and I suddenly got addicted to it. About a year later crocs came out. I IMMIDENTLY bought one. So did most other jammers. However, this joy was short-lasted. Many jammers deleted their croc after a day and bought multiple hamsters.

As you can see, I draw them a lot. So? I've seen people draw wolf heads more then I draw these guys.
Plus my dad annoys me, and he smacked my head with my Social Studies book HARD a few nights ago.

Rare Cowboy Hat!

Man, the music teacher hates me. Wait- OH HAI JAMMEHS! Sorry about that. Todays item is the rare cowboy hat!

Don't you wish this stuff was LESS expensive? It's 1,300 gems!!!!

Oh, and I will be making Spore Animal Jam videos! Be sure not to miss any! My Spore username is GroxCroc :3. Bye Jammers!

I'm B-Back!

I'm back! And I changed my look to a fox hat to a top hat from Hatapalooza. Today's new item is the Smack of Jellyfish! :D! Bye!

The Rumors are True

Yep. I am quitting. I am switching to Spore. I will check AJ and all, but don't expect to see me. I know i've been the biggest, jerkiest, weirdest, ugliest, rudest AJ user ever.

Questions you may ask

Q: Can I have your rares since you're quitting?

A: No. I've gotten many messages saying that. Just no.

 

Q: Since your quitting i'll remove you!

A: Dude. I'm VISITING and CHECKING.

 

Q: Will you shut this blog down?

A: No. Why? Becuase it holds memories.

 

Q: WHY ARE YOU QUITTING? WAHHH!!!
A: Because I ordered a new game. Plus does AJ look like it needs me? Does AJHQ care about crocs?

 

Bye. And a happy new year.

-Count Desertstone



Gardens and Obese Snowmen

Hey Jammers! 2 days til' Crocsmas! :D. Also, 23rd, 2 days since the Mayan calender was proved a FAILING FAKE :D. So, this is the gift, a Snowman Family!

Fairly fat, probally obese. Todays new item in Epic Wonders is the Gingerbread Garden!

                                                                     Bye Jammers!

                                                                                        See that? It's my new signature!

Cookies

Hey Jammers! Sorry I was REALLY busy yesterday. But the good thing is, since I have no school for 2 weeks, I can post early and post more! So, yesterday's gift was a Cookie Table with SPRINKLES!

Today's gift is 900 gems! I would love to spend them, but I dont know how! Like most gem gifts, I couldn't take a picture. Oh, and I make my videos with Bandicam now! It's a large improvement. So, here are links to my numerous accounts on sites!

 Youtube

Deviantart

Google+

 

Another Update...

I FEEL LIKE BLOWING UP NOW! AJ RESPONDED AND SAID THEY WOULD ADD CROC STUFF. AND DOES THIS LOOK LIKE CROC STUFF, HUH?! HUH!????????!

NO! ITS A BUNCH OF FOXES! FOXES!!!!!!!! THEY CAME IN JUNE, THEIR NOT NEW ANYMORE AJHQ! NOW GET YOUR ATTENTION BACK ON JAMAA, WILL YA?!
So... heres the journal. Now if you exuse me i'll bang my head on a wall as I post the pics, K?

Wait- one thing that caught my eyes!

THEY SAW IT! THAT CROC IS STANDING THERE IN THE FRONT LIKE "Hey, animals! I'm the boss." :DDDDDDDD. If it wasn't for Plan B (e-mailing AJHQ), a fox would probaly be there, and look. NO FOX AT ALL!!! :D! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

PEPPERMINT: OVER 9000

Hey Jammers! Today's gift is the P...P...P...PEPPERMINT PATHWAY

Cool, isn't it? I've been seeing these in almost ALL the lands. And now, the Rare Hood!

Too bad it's for 900 gems, it looks too awesome! Looks like another RIM i'll be missing. -Sighs-

Oh, and don't forget! You can always visit Crocodile Bites, a mini-blog! TTYL!

Crocodile Bites

I created a mini-blog! :D. It's for comedy and roleplays, and theres a new poll up! It will end on the 23rd. Here is the URL:
http://crocodilebitesminiblogmastergharial.blogspot.com/

No New Items, But a Phantom

Hey guys! I was too lazy to take pics of the gift, the Ice Phantom Statue! And theres no new items i'm aware of. And now... DAILY FOOD!

Today's snack is ForTheLolz's (a scammer's) face! It tasted awesome. Remember to report ForTheLolz for scamming! She is NOT for the lolz!!!

Gems and Muffins

Hey Jammers! Not much new today. And YAY I CAN POST EARLY :D. So, today's gift is 700 gems!

Also Jamaaliday Earmuffs came out. Look how snazzy they are!

WOO!!! :D. Awesome on crocs! Also, FOOD TIME :D

Today's dish is a Fox Tail. I will be doing Food Time every day now! Remember, i'm a croc, so don't whine if your favorite animal's head gets eaten, K? The fur on a fox tail adds a nice touch. The curls are not blood, but markings on a rare species. Unfortunatly I just got arrested for "Eating a Fox" by an AJ police, so I hope you like it. Heh, the things I do for you guys. I just bit myself out of the cell! Isn't that awesome? :D

 

To You All

Look at this pretty picture I made for my large amount of haters :).

I know :). Hope you all like it :). Oh, and can you all give me a favor? Can you fall down a well, pretty please? Thanks.