Sunday, December 23, 2012

Gardens and Obese Snowmen

Hey Jammers! 2 days til' Crocsmas! :D. Also, 23rd, 2 days since the Mayan calender was proved a FAILING FAKE :D. So, this is the gift, a Snowman Family!
Fairly fat, probally obese. Todays new item in Epic Wonders is the Gingerbread Garden!
                                                                     Bye Jammers!

                                                                                        See that? It's my new signature!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Cookies

Hey Jammers! Sorry I was REALLY busy yesterday. But the good thing is, since I have no school for 2 weeks, I can post early and post more! So, yesterday's gift was a Cookie Table with SPRINKLES!
Today's gift is 900 gems! I would love to spend them, but I dont know how! Like most gem gifts, I couldn't take a picture. Oh, and I make my videos with Bandicam now! It's a large improvement. So, here are links to my numerous accounts on sites!
 

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Another Update...

I FEEL LIKE BLOWING UP NOW! AJ RESPONDED AND SAID THEY WOULD ADD CROC STUFF. AND DOES THIS LOOK LIKE CROC STUFF, HUH?! HUH!????????!
NO! ITS A BUNCH OF FOXES! FOXES!!!!!!!! THEY CAME IN JUNE, THEIR NOT NEW ANYMORE AJHQ! NOW GET YOUR ATTENTION BACK ON JAMAA, WILL YA?!
So... heres the journal. Now if you exuse me i'll bang my head on a wall as I post the pics, K?


Wait- one thing that caught my eyes!
THEY SAW IT! THAT CROC IS STANDING THERE IN THE FRONT LIKE "Hey, animals! I'm the boss." :DDDDDDDD. If it wasn't for Plan B (e-mailing AJHQ), a fox would probaly be there, and look. NO FOX AT ALL!!! :D! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



Monday, December 17, 2012

PEPPERMINT: OVER 9000

Hey Jammers! Today's gift is the P...P...P...PEPPERMINT PATHWAY
Cool, isn't it? I've been seeing these in almost ALL the lands. And now, the Rare Hood!
Too bad it's for 900 gems, it looks too awesome! Looks like another RIM i'll be missing. -Sighs-
Oh, and don't forget! You can always visit Crocodile Bites, a mini-blog! TTYL!

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Crocodile Bites

I created a mini-blog! :D. It's for comedy and roleplays, and theres a new poll up! It will end on the 23rd. Here is the URL:
http://crocodilebitesminiblogmastergharial.blogspot.com/

Saturday, December 15, 2012

No New Items, But a Phantom

Hey guys! I was too lazy to take pics of the gift, the Ice Phantom Statue! And theres no new items i'm aware of. And now... DAILY FOOD!
Today's snack is ForTheLolz's (a scammer's) face! It tasted awesome. Remember to report ForTheLolz for scamming! She is NOT for the lolz!!!

Gems and Muffins

Hey Jammers! Not much new today. And YAY I CAN POST EARLY :D. So, today's gift is 700 gems!
Also Jamaaliday Earmuffs came out. Look how snazzy they are!
WOO!!! :D. Awesome on crocs! Also, FOOD TIME :D
Today's dish is a Fox Tail. I will be doing Food Time every day now! Remember, i'm a croc, so don't whine if your favorite animal's head gets eaten, K? The fur on a fox tail adds a nice touch. The curls are not blood, but markings on a rare species. Unfortunatly I just got arrested for "Eating a Fox" by an AJ police, so I hope you like it. Heh, the things I do for you guys. I just bit myself out of the cell! Isn't that awesome? :D
 

Friday, December 14, 2012

To You All

Look at this pretty picture I made for my large amount of haters :).
I know :). Hope you all like it :). Oh, and can you all give me a favor? Can you fall down a well, pretty please? Thanks.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Sacks, Tracks, and Crocs

Hey Jammers! I am yet again ranting about AJHQ's "DO NOT MAKE CROC STUFF" code of conduct.
So, today's gift is Santa Claws' sack! :D!
This photo was taken at Crocie's Playroom in my den.
So, where do I start...
Oh, yeah. The movement we're doing isn't on track! I feel like i'm the only one contributing it! :(. GUYS, GET REAL! SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!! I got SO mad I entered these for howls:
I VERY VERY highly doubt these will be put in. If they will, YAY ME :).

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Animal Jam Sidekix?

You know what wolf plush in AJ Outfitters?
They call it a Wolf "Sidekix." I was wondering if AJ will make Sixkix's for all the land animals. They probaly will do every animal but a croc, because AJ doesn't care about them :'( :'(. Well, here is why...
Wolves, foxes, bunnies, artic wolves, and all big cats are in everything AJ makes.
Girraffes, elephants, rhinos, penguins, seals, and all water animals are placed in AJ stuff.
Crocs get nothing. Nothing but a life. Yes they get a banner and statue, so what? EVERY animal in Jamaa gets a statue and a banner. If you send a complaint about crocs to AJ they will refuse to respond. I have expeirenced it with my own scale surrounded eyes. Yes crocs also got a cute picture for the new animal selection screen, so what? ALL the animals get that too. ALL the animals get a name, statue, ect ect. But crocodiles aren't in the banners from AJHQ. When they were released, they were releasing along with hamsters. I swear, AJ made hamsters JUST to push the crocs aside! Guess what they made the backround of the calender those 2 weeks? THE HAMSTERS!!! Guess which animal kept reappearing while the other is forgotten? THE HAMSTERS!!! What did AJHQ make JUST to push crocs aside? THOSE  MEDDLING KIDS! I mean... THE HAMSTERS! Oh whatever, they mean the same thing. So, the chances AJ will make a croc are 10/90. Crocs will most likely be left out like they have in all the other times. But now is our time to fight back. Forget about not "fighting until we lose might." Forget all about it. Pronto.
Even the elephants have gotten back their fame and glory now. Rhinos are included in numerous AJ banners and backrounds. Crocodiles. All we have left of them are themselves. More forgotten animals (such as koalas and monkeys) make their respectful appearance here.
FOXES, MOST ANNOYING ANIMALS IN THE HISTORY OF JAMAA. Look at all the banners and other things AJ has made that are NOT ingame items. DO YOU SEE A CROC IN ANY OF THEM?! Explain in the comments.

Gems, Crocs, and Crag

Okay. Sorry for not posting. I've been really busy and I keep checking this blog but I never get a chance to post. Please forgive me D: (puts little claws under snout and wags tail armor). So, todays gift is 600 gems. Sorry for not taking a picture. Also, there are the new trees out!
Oh, and these trees belong to this awesome crocodile party place I own, and it's called...
CROCLIE'S PLAYROOM!!! :D :D :D! Oh, and why is crag in the name? Ehh, look up "Flint Cragley" and you'll know why. Trust me. Super Paper Mario is awesome. So, it's not just inside, it's outside too! Visit Croclie's Playroom at my den anytime!

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Stuff

Ehh, I wanted to show you that thing I made :T. It's just my honest opinion. So, I decided to take a break for today, 12/9/12.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL MY ANIMALS BUT MY SNOW LEOPARD, SHARK, TURTLE, AND DOLPHIN WILL BE CROCS NOW!!!! :D :D :D!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Sorry for not posting.
So, today's item is something that made me decide to not eat today is...
Well... uhh... you know what it is. The second new item is the awesome spiked armor!
I'm planning on getting 2,500 gems for this in black and a new croc to put it on! Today's gift is the Fireplace!
Pouncing Vonpirate is just ONE of my many EEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC crocodiles! Also, here is... well... something that ANGERS me.
It said the wolves were awesome, AND they gave the wolves their own plushes!!! I think AJ is making a list of animals to make into plushies:
  • Wolves
  • Foxes
  • Artic Wolves
  • Bunnies
  • Snow Leopards
I HIGHLY BELIVE they will never even PAY attention to crocs! They treat us crocs like, well, ghosts! Plus why did they bring up lockers? Oh, yeah... man. About 70% of all jammers are in 6th grade. Man, stupid 4th grade >_<. I wish I could have a locker. Plus middle school is better then elementary school :(. You don't have to be in a line or stay silent, you can also talk to your freinds. Only bad thing is, no reccess.
Bye jammers!



Monday, December 3, 2012

Sorry

Sorry guys for the EXTREMALLY LONG, 2-week long break. Lets lay off on all the new items, I don't want this post to be too wordy.
So, i'm too lazy to take pics today XD. So here is a vid of the monthly gifts.
I PUT THAT VID ON TO WASTE YOUR TIME! XD. Here is the REAL video:
Oh, and as many of you might of relized, I got a Snow Leopard!
It's a Native American Zombie X3! I did it to poke fun at Texas History, which I am doing in Social Studies right now. Man, I feel so young compared to almost EVERYONE ELSE in 6th and 7th grade, and i'm in 4th >:I. Curses.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

The Mail

I contacted AJHQ about the decline of reptillians and some Clan drama from 2 minutes ago.
I made it an Xtra large picture so you could read it.

Cuckoo Clock

Hey Jammers! Todays new item is the Cuckoo clock.
Also the Snowycroc video I mentioned yesterday is up now.
Oh, and here is a video of a Snowy Leopard that I made!

Monday, November 26, 2012

Glasses and Claws that are Snowy

What do you get when you combine Christmas with Halloween? You get Christmas-themed bat glasses!
These remind me of Oencephal, a great buddy of mine who wears bat glasses. Oh, and this is for Snowyclaw, who inspired me to make this blog!
Meet Snowcroc, the pet of Snowyclaw! I have a vid about him and Snowyclaw that is getting uploaded (it's still rendering. Stupid EZvid). Anyway, see you in Jamaa, jammers!

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Glasses and Princesses

Sorry for not posting (I was busy making Youtube videos)! Okay, so yesterday's item was the Princess Necklace, and today's item is a pair of geeky Square Glasses!

Do I look like a teenage girl in this picture? If I do, then don't mention it. Oh, and boys may have a use for the girly necklace. Just watch this vid I made.
Crocanshuru wore one! He's my ancestor who studied Jamaa's history.
Bye Jammers!

Friday, November 23, 2012

So Sorry!

Sorry for not posting yesterday! I spent all day at Thanksgiving D:.
Anywho, yesterdays item was the big skull.
Todays item is the Snow Machine. Lets face it guys. Betas and rares are coming back, no matter what we do or how we complain.


Wednesday, November 21, 2012

INDIAN GHARIAL EXTINCTION DEFENSE FUND!

"Together, we can keep Gharials out of deathville."
Okay, so the only living member of Gavialis is the Indian Gharial. The several other Gharial species died out :(. So, I am making this club called Club Gharial. It's where many Gharial fans can have meetings and stuff on AJ. Also, the Indian Gharial Extinction Defense Fund is on the move! I have been suggesting Gharials for months! Yes AJ won't allow us to donate for reptiles anymore, but we can still donate on NG.com (I think and hope)!

Plaque!

Hello Jammers! I just received something from AJHQ in the mail...
The Artist Plaque!
That is me with my plaque (\^_^/). It;s SHINY!!!!

Winter Cat Update!

Hey Jammers! I'll start this post with the Jamaa Journal.





It's kinda mixed up! Also, I have some other BIG NEWS.
My art made it to Jammer Centeral! I havent reveived a plaque yet, oh and there's a reason why the update was early. Because Thanksgiving is tomorrow! Because of the holiday, I predict i'll be getting a plaque later today or on Friday.
Say hello to the Big Cats Musium! This is the 3rd remodel of the original Animal Musium. So, you can help save tigers, lions, or cheetahs! I donated ten for each :). Oh, and some new things in Jamaa Outfitters:
And heres a mysterious alernate picture of the wristbands...
Do you see that Snowy Leopard? They're endangered, so they might be the next gift card animal! Oh, and the 12 month membership picture was changed to a fox, but I was to lazy to take a picture.
Last, but not least, it's Winter in Jamaa!